If he's going to address the nation, he might as well start off on a note of honesty.
In preperation for Our Great Father's "State of My Empire" speech, I am currntly working my way through my fourht pint of Guinnesss and my thrid! shots of Tellymore Dew, a fine Irish wiskey that goes with Guinniss like freakin peanut budder n' jellee e . I might have to wach his speech, but I suuuure as sh*t dont have to watch it soberr.
Okay, that's a lie. Drinking coffee, in fact, and quite clear-headed.
I am calmly accepting the fact that after I watch Bush's speech - a task that is unfortunately required of me - I will know less about his agenda than I did before he started speaking. In other words, listening to him makes me more ignorant than I already am.
If we had a truly free, independent media that was neither corporate nor worshippers of power and celebrity, we might hear post-speech political commentary that goes a little something like this:
(my dream pundits on the flip:)
Read More